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noun- a person who has had a fist in their anus before. Can be used as an insult to a male homosexual. Word used by an angry person to insult a man who is not gay.
She's a fistass. I saw it on the internet.

I don't play that gay shit, you fistass!

Yeah, keep walking you fucking fistass
fistass by RCC#3 October 14, 2009

Fistussy 

The act of punching a woman in her pussy so hard that your fist and her pussy become fused together as one.
Dude, my girl and I had to go to the hospital to get our fistussy separted yesterday after I punched her right in the pussy for talking too much.
Fistussy by firepual wulff October 20, 2009

Fistastic 

Fistastic - An adjective one uses to decribe the common feeling one is experiencing with that of the ectacy one ahcieves by having a large fist shoved in their ass.
"That Gaping Niblo you performed on me last night was fistastic!"
Fistastic by Onre Port July 4, 2004

Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head 

A rare insult; not only is it dutifully insulting, but the person you use it against will have no time to think of a comeback.
"You stupid!"
"Shut yo fuck you up you lookin like a Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head."
"Fuck you said?"
"Yeah, Fuck you, I said!"

final fistasy 

An awful movie often mistaken for a video game which consist of a stupid story, homosexual characters, and uninspired enemies. One of the worst but most liked movies. It is very dumb, very dumb.
Why is he watching final fistasy again?
final fistasy by Supez May 22, 2004
Fitass means well cute
handsome
fit
Sabine : that boi is fitass wat u fink
Chloe : he is well cute
fitass by sabine the sxy minx August 16, 2005
A legendary man who is also known by the name of slowtown, cooler than loge, intern.
Wow there goes fastass.
Fastass by Slowtown97 May 3, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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