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fish-bird 

A term describing an very offensive and nauseating odor that eminates from a penis that remains unwashed for days after having intercourse with a woman's love pocket.
Jon Martin had wicked fish-bird after drilling his old lady and not washing for a week, because he is a nasty bastard.
fish-bird by Scott Nelson January 30, 2003
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Reborn_Bird_Fish 

A Reborn_Bird_fish is a term for when a certain person notifies everyone way to often, and or simply an ignorant person.
"Oh god is that one of those Reborn_Bird_fish's again?"

"HEYY, EVERYONE LOOK HERE I GOT A NEW PENCIL!!!!!"

"Seems to be so."
Reborn_Bird_Fish by ImInYourWalls November 18, 2021

ur bird a fish 

Only been used three times . It is what caused Hiroshima and the creation of god. when used, the fabric reality is shifted one dimension the the right on a thirty degree angle. when JFK was assassinated, it was the result of this phrase
MLK JR assassin: ur bird a fish
MLK JR : dies*
at the same time, the fabric of reality is changed and mark zucc is changed from a robot to a lizzard

a bird will never be a fish 

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.
Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

a fish inside a birdcage 

Someone who has all the skills and knowledge to thrive, but due to circumstance, their surroundings, and the people and things their surrounded by, they will likely never live up to their potential. They will often feel inferior and insecure because they don’t seem to fit in, and don’t have the same abilities as their peers.

A fish has all the qualities and abilities to survive and thrive, but are helpless out of water, that’s where the saying is supposed to mean on a literal level, but on a figurative level it means someone who has skills and abilities that may be unconventional or less socially acceptable, and are pressured to fit a mold that doesn’t work for them.
Alice is a fish inside a birdcage. She has incredible potential, but she hangs around shitty people who don’t support her, and she keeps trying to fit in where she doesn’t truly belong.

Fishbirdman 

Fishbirdman is a concoction arising from Garr Laboratories. It was a comic developed by the creators of Anna L.R. Ape. The comic was centered around a creature that was the result of a nuclear reactor leak, causing a human to be fused with a fish and a bird. The resulting being was half human, half fish, and half bird. His super powers included being able to breathe both underwater and above water (useless), being able to fly (Kind of cool) and being able to nag incessantly, like a Jewish mother. The fame of Fishbirdman was relatively short lived, with only three or four comics ever being released. Fishbirdman and the comic itself met their doom when one of the creators lost the floppy disk (for you kids out there, that's not an homonym for a penis, it's an old piece of computer hardware) which was then written into the series, as Fishbirdman being lost at sea, his life raft was a floppy disk. The comic was never pursued any farther.
Hey have you read Fishbirdman?
No, I don't even know what that is.
Fishbirdman by Kinberg December 4, 2010

Fishbird 

Birds that are fish-like. Bird as in penguin, not the English reference to women.

Alternate: Exclamation of multi-tasking awesomeness.
That penguin is some kind of fishbird, dammit. It stole my fish taco.

Or.

Guy 1: I just closed a deal, hit my high score on brickbreaker and clipped my toenails during a staff meeting.

Guy 2: FISHBIRD, MUTHA FUKKA!!!
Fishbird by Gentlmen Phishbird March 10, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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