fish mong 

When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate

What did you do last night
(Fish mong)

fish mong by Fishmonglover February 21, 2017

mong fish 

a person whom mings for england.

ur mums a double helping of mong fish

mong fish by prettyugly November 22, 2004

mong fish 

when you are a spastic fish with learning disabilities

Jobie your a mong fish cunt

mong fish by riley chib November 14, 2021

mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish

You mong face puffer fish.

mong face puffer fish by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

fish monger 

A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.

You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II

fish monger by Shivs August 3, 2004

Fish Monger 

Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.

I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.

Fish Monger by BlackRex October 10, 2021

fish monger 

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.

(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.

fish monger by Kiefer W aka K-fo April 2, 2007