fish cookie 

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.

Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.

fish cookie by PurplePotatoe March 6, 2016

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Cooking Fish in A Toaster  

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

Cooking Fish in A Toaster by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Cooked fish 

When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.

Man I cooked fish last night!

Cooked fish by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024