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first-born phobia 

The common and general paranoia that parents often have with their oldest child. They are usually strict and uptight about activities, curfews, and relationships, but once the second child comes around, they loosen up a bit, often frustrating the first-born.
"Hey dude, ya going to the Blink-182 concert?"
"Sadly, no. My mom's got a serious case of first-born phobia."
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first born

Person 1:That bitch just got a car
Person 2:
Of course she was the first born
first born by Batgod November 14, 2015

first born syndrome

When in The Sims 2 where you have a kid, exit the game and the next time you have another kid it's the EXACT SAME AS THE FIRST CHILD besides gender....sometimes.

this is all because the game has a selection of faces a kid gets from 1 - 6 and its in that order, no randomisation, overtime you close the game it resets back to 1.
Lets say here that idk Don Lothario and Cassandra Goth start having babies
Don: Hey Timmy!
Cassandra: Bro, thats Jimmy....
Don: THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE, ITS FIRST BORN SYNDROME DANGIT
*Tommy now starts running around*
Don: LOOK, TOMMY LOOKS DIFFERENT TO THE OTHERS BCS THE GAME WASNT CLOSED

firsttownitis 

Firsttownitis is when the reality of having to play through the first town, level, or area of a videogame prohibits you from replaying it. Often it's because you've already played through it so many times that you can't stand to do it again, or it's particularly hard or boring.
Person 1: I've been really wanting to play through Majora's Mask again lately.
Person 2: Why haven't you?
Person 1: The firsttownitis before you get the ocarina back is too strong.
firsttownitis by Kation August 12, 2018

Frostborn 

Game that makes you stay home and touch virtual grass , and makes you want to kill yourself when dieing in the game becuz half of the time it's fuking games fault.
Random dude:-Hey you played Frostborn?
Random dude 2:- I fuking killed my family after playing that game...
Frostborn by Annoying dude69 September 16, 2022

fistbortion 

When you really need to get rid of a problem baby, and a closet is not close enough.
She was being such a crazy bitch, I had to punch her in the stomach and gave her a fistbortion.
fistbortion by babyfaker October 17, 2009

FireBorn Roleplay Community (Roblox Divison) 

Well... Here you are? Fun fact this is some lego community founded by LeoPawley.

he loves to succ pp too ;)

bruh he gay
"FireBorn Roleplay Community (Roblox Divison)"

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