Firsttownitis is when the reality of having to play through the first town, level, or area of a videogame prohibits you from replaying it. Often it's because you've already played through it so many times that you can't stand to do it again, or it's particularly hard or boring.
Person 1: I've been really wanting to play through Majora's Mask again lately.
Person 2: Why haven't you?
Person 1: The firsttownitis before you get the ocarina back is too strong.
Person 2: Why haven't you?
Person 1: The firsttownitis before you get the ocarina back is too strong.
by Kation August 12, 2018
Wholesomeness that is also sad, such as school teachers gifting a coworker with cancer their sick days or a friend's rent being crowdfunded.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear? Pharma CEO is going to jail for defrauding his investors!
Person 2: Not indirectly but knowingly killing children by making their medication unaffordable?
Person 1: Nah, that's not illegal, just grossly immoral and borderline mass murder.
Person 2: That's not really wholesome.
Person 1: More wholesad, really.
Person 2: Not indirectly but knowingly killing children by making their medication unaffordable?
Person 1: Nah, that's not illegal, just grossly immoral and borderline mass murder.
Person 2: That's not really wholesome.
Person 1: More wholesad, really.
by Kation August 19, 2018
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