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Firemender 

A common world of warcraft mage that does not know how to play, no matter how good his gear is.
raid memeber: Dude, we killed that boss so fast.
Raid leader: No thanks to that fail mage Firemender.
Firemender: Hey im full heroic gear now!
Firemender by themoonman October 12, 2012

Confused firemen 

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.
Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

firefoxen 

Plural reference to multiple running instances of Firefox.
Lots and lots of eggdrops and Firefoxen on all my boxen.
firefoxen by The Mighty Badger February 6, 2009
guy 1: thers a firewoman climbing the ladder

guy 2: shes taking along time

guy 1: oh its becouse she has to clean every step from dust becouse she doesnt want any one slipping and falling off the ladder

guy 2: now she completly stopped

guy 1: oh shes making a penut butter and jelly sandwich for her son
firewoman by jim man October 21, 2006

firesome 

That is a firesome
firesome by 87patches February 8, 2015

firesemen 

When you drink nothing but hot sauce for a week straight, and then you cum in a girls mouth, leading the semen to be on fire.
1.”Lisa had gotten a firesemen by her coworker, Mark.”
firesemen by imcoled May 10, 2021