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Fivesome 

Usually when four of the same gender have sexual intercourse at the same time with one of the opposite gender.

A fivesome can hypothetically be achieved with four men and one woman, two men having sexual intercourse, vaginal and anal, one man having mammary sex ( penis between the breasts ) and one man receiving an upside down blowjob.
" I had a fivesome the other night "

" You can tell that girl's been in a fivesome "

" Do you know a girl who would go for a fivesome? "
Fivesome by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

high fivesome

When a group of five people try to high-five each other t he same time repeatedly.
Dude! Becky got slapped in a high fivesome
high fivesome by Cuddly Angel June 28, 2015

gruesome fivesome

Five extremely judgmental friends who have an annoying amount of inside jokes. They often exist of one slouchy ginger guy with fluctuating weight, one sassy but trashy brunette, one angry brunette with a Tinder addiction, a high maintenance Asian who's delusional about her sweetness and a flamboyant gay mannequin. Separately, they are super nice but together, they become more evil than the kid from the Omen.
Sandra: 'I hate the gruesome fivesome! They always push and kick me!' Brad: 'I know, but then again: they were right about your hair!'
gruesome fivesome by Ruraljuror91 November 3, 2014

fiersome 

An improper spelling of the word fearsome.

What? Were you looking for something clever and hilarious? Sorry, that's not what this dictionary is about. Really if you're at this definition you clearly fail at proper spelling and have been depending too much on spell check.
That homicidal maniac lurking in the shadows looks so fiersome. Oh, pardon me, I meant "fearsome". Clearly I dropped the ball here.
fiersome by Brer Steve August 22, 2011
Damn she is a firewomen one sexy lady
firewomen by Jellybelly034 March 13, 2021

fivesome 

5 people all fucking each other like mad at the same time.
best if you are the blok and the rest are extremely buff women whol all suck your dick at once but you need more than 2 hands and more than one dick to please them all at once but the ladies can fuck each other 2 with their mouths and handds which is fun to watch

its especially fun when u touch up the lady so much that she orgasms before you get n e where near her pussy but then you suck her pussy till it turns red then shove your dick in there so hard that she really feels and then do it to the other 3 women who were previously doing that to each other.
cum gets all over the place but its worth it, chenge your sheets after !!
i had a fiveosme the other night with 4 of the buffest women you will ever see but it wasnt as good as when there were 5 of them with me but still good

it lasted a good few hours and i was spunking constantly the whole time- a 1 hour orgasm !!
fivesome by raas February 7, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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