fiordi 

a hot ass bitch

you know Fiordi? yeah they're hot!

fiordi by yassification!!! November 22, 2021

Carly Fiorina 

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate

Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."

Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018

The Carly Fiorina 

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.

Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."

The Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA August 21, 2017

Fiorina 

Someone who solves the problems you have with your worst coworkers, even if it means getting rid of them!

"Hopefully, a Fiorina will come along and take care of business since we can't convince Billy to stop microwaving his leftover fish everyday for lunch!"

Fiorina by DMGUSA June 18, 2018

Fiorio Mans 

Quality hair care and customer service for woman and men of all ages. One who wears white pants and works at Fiorio.

also; can be used as a derrogatory term meaning soft, pussy, fag etc. when referring to Henry.

man, Henry is such a Fiorio mans.

Fiorio Mans by anguyen January 21, 2008

Fording 

A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.

Fording by 976tec9 March 21, 2017

Marco Fiorito 

The sick bastard who brought us Two Girls 1 Cup

Marco Fiorito usually directs poop pornography

Marco Fiorito by VeryVeryDisgusted August 19, 2010