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Carly Fiorina 

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018
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The Carly Fiorina 

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
The Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA August 21, 2017
Someone who solves the problems you have with your worst coworkers, even if it means getting rid of them!
"Hopefully, a Fiorina will come along and take care of business since we can't convince Billy to stop microwaving his leftover fish everyday for lunch!"
Fiorina by DMGUSA June 18, 2018

Fiorio Mans 

Quality hair care and customer service for woman and men of all ages. One who wears white pants and works at Fiorio.

also; can be used as a derrogatory term meaning soft, pussy, fag etc. when referring to Henry.
man, Henry is such a Fiorio mans.
Fiorio Mans by anguyen January 21, 2008
A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.
Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.
Fording by 976tec9 March 21, 2017

Marco Fiorito 

The sick bastard who brought us Two Girls 1 Cup
Marco Fiorito usually directs poop pornography
Marco Fiorito by VeryVeryDisgusted August 19, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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