Finsplain

Explaining finances, crypto, and NFTs to someone who does not give a shit and thinks you should get a life already

Dude stop finsplaining man we're trying to watch the game

by shoottheprotesters March 23, 2022

finsplain

fin-spleyn

To condescendingly explain finance, investing, or crypto to a person who is already knowledgeable about the topic—probably because they invest with Titan.

I'm so tired of Marcus trying to finsplain NFTs to me.

by hamsandwich24 February 28, 2022

fansplain

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplain.

(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Don't fansplain! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"

by The Runs June 10, 2017

femsplaining

Femsplaining
fem•splain•ing — noun

The act of a woman — typically, of the feminist variety — to mistakenly believe she knows more than a man and about a man’s actions, then attempts to explain her "knowledge" via word-vomit.

I endured Megan femsplaining about how men sit on the subway train, then she femsplained some more about how she assumes men feel. feminist misandry femsplaining mansplaining feminism masculinity manspreading

by RubixCubix May 18, 2016

fansplaining

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplaining.

(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Quit fansplaining! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"

by The Runs June 10, 2017

femsplaining

The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than a man does and who, consequently, proceeds to explain to him, correctly or not, things that he already knows.

Man A: When she started femsplaining to me what it really meant to be a man in the 21st century, I got up and left.

Man B: Really, what else could you do?

by ThatGuyYouKnow14 January 6, 2014

Femsplaining

When a woman attempts to prove superiority over a man by vomiting up rhetorical questions that don't actually mean anything and usually have no real basis in fact.

I hate when women start femsplaining at me. It really ruins my mood.

by Tiny Barbarian January 3, 2017