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smell my finger

A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".
Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!
smell my finger by Tez, a man February 5, 2010

finger smeller 

One who sniffs his or her finger (s) immediately following an intentional whisping sweep of the genitalia area Of their body. This act is generally performed as a cleanliness assessment.
John from human resources is totally a finger smeller. He stood by the copier about three times with his hand underneath his nose while he had a coffee. I almost mistook him for a tool-sniffer.
finger smeller by zillarealm November 28, 2015

smelly finger 

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.
Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."
smelly finger by mavros April 29, 2006

Smelly finger 

Shane Glynn got the smelly finger
Smelly finger by Kidrock27383 June 18, 2018

Smelly Finger dance 

a dance performed, mainly by people in wellingborough where your 2nd and 3rd fingers are held out together,with the rest of your hand clenched, waving it around infront or you, or even waved under the nose/between the legs (hence the name smelly fingers) this dance should be done with a 'nasty face' on.
'yes bluud i c u bus'in that Smelly Finger dance with ya nasty face...ya get me'
Smelly Finger dance by missyt85 October 3, 2012

Smell My Fingers 

A phrase used by people (mostly male) after fingering a female, due to the "pleasant" oder the vagina leaves on the fingers.

However, most people who use this joke haven't actually gotten any, and are saying it to be funny or insulting, or are bragging about it. Best when used towards friends about people they're close to.
Jimmy: "Hey Timmy, you know your sister, Bella?"
Timmy: "Of course, what about her?"
Jimmy: " Smell my fingers ;) "

Ben: "So me and that hot co-worker Jenna went out to lunch somewhere private"
Mickey: "So?"
Ben: " Smell My Fingers "

Mickey: "Score!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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