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finger muffin top

Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.

Finger muffin 

When a guy fingers a girl (the muffin part relates to the amount of pubic hair)
I gave my girlfriend a well good finger muffin last night in the bush.

Fingercuffing 

Fingercuffing: two guys fucking a slut. One fucks her pussy/ass, the other fucks her mouth.

There are three common positions when fingercuffing. In position #1 the slut is down on all fours/doggie style; In position #2 she is lying on her back/missionary (taking one cock in the pussy/ass and leaning back/over to pleasure the second cock with her mouth); And in position #3 the slut is riding cowgirl/reverse cowgirl atop the first man, while the second man stands to insert his cock in her mouth.

Such a female is a highly-evolved slut. In her quest for a great orgasm, she willingly gives herself to 2 men as a tool for their sexual gratification.
1. Watch her take on two cocks at once in this MMF scene and love every deep throat fucking, ass stuffing, fingercuffing second of it.

2. In this clip this MILF pleasured two horny studs by giving them turns in stuffing her with massive dicks and fingercuffing her and towards the end she got jizzed in her pretty face.
Fingercuffing by Dexter Day July 12, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026