finger jail

When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.

Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.

finger jail by Pattachusetts October 8, 2015

Fingernails4Cash 

A great source of income if you have extremely fast growing nails. This is the best website voted by TMZ.

The best website for Fingernails and cash
Everyone has fingernails
and everyone wants cash
So send us all your fingernails
and we'll send you some cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, Fingernails4Cash
Remember, it's just fingernails
so don't expect much cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, our service never fails
Just take the cash and don't ask why we want your fingernails
Cause we might be building a fort with them! Come down to our Site!

Fingernails4Cash by YakLover February 20, 2019

violin fingernails 

Violinists and players of other string instruments must keep their fingernails extremely short in order to play well. It is commonly referred to as "Violin/Violinist Fingernails"

Whoa, those are some serious violin fingernails!

violin fingernails by alyzard46 March 1, 2011

cocaine fingernail 

One fingernail, usually the pinky, allowed to grow long and used to snort cocaine out of.

You can tell he hasn't cleaned up, he's still got a cocaine fingernail.

cocaine fingernail by VengefulTikiGod February 7, 2007

fingernail

A sharp pointy object located at the end of a finger. (In some cases, there have been reports of the stated object appearing at the end of toes. However, this statement cannot be confirmed as there is currently no proof of the named existence.) Often very sharp, the above substance can be used as a weapon. (Said cases HAVE been reported.) If you find yourself growing these strange objects, please note that yearly trimming should be practiced for your own safety, lest you dig them into your own flesh by mistake. Usually, pain follows. However, this cannot be confirmed either, as no real cases have been reported of this strange action.

Security Guard: "I'm sorry, young lady, but I'm afraid you cannot board the plane. Please remove those uncontrollable weapons from your hands immediately before boarding."

fingernail by Grella June 6, 2005

fingernail

The number one cause of vaginal tearing resulting in bad days for both women and men.

My cooter hurts; I thought I told you to trim the fingernail on your poker finger.

fingernail by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007

fingernail file 

Good utensil for use on the fingernail.

Also good for stabbing.

Used the fingernail file to stab the jail guard in the left testicle.

fingernail file by larstait October 12, 2003