Fingerfail

When one's fingers do not do as they are wanted to do. The fingers will mess up and aggravate the person attached to them.

Person A:
Dude! Do you wanna see my togue piercing?

Person B:
A togue is a lake trout, and I'm pretty sure you didn't get that pierced. Did you mean to say "tongue?"

Person A:

Yeah, I meant tongue. I had a fingerfail.

by HolyRollerWithASpaceship February 10, 2010

Fingernails4Cash

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by YakLover February 20, 2019

violin fingernails

Violinists and players of other string instruments must keep their fingernails extremely short in order to play well. It is commonly referred to as "Violin/Violinist Fingernails"

Whoa, those are some serious violin fingernails!

by alyzard46 March 1, 2011

cocaine fingernail

One fingernail, usually the pinky, allowed to grow long and used to snort cocaine out of.

You can tell he hasn't cleaned up, he's still got a cocaine fingernail.

by VengefulTikiGod February 7, 2007

Butthole fingerpainting

The act of wiping shit on the wall

Man my finger broke through the toilet paper and I did (butthole fingerpainting) on the wall to get the shit off my fingers

by Disel2013 January 19, 2018

fingerpaint

To fingerbang a girl when she's on the rag.

"To finger paint is not a sin / I put my middle finger in / your monthly blood is what I win..." - Keidis

by Totakeke June 6, 2005

fingernail

A sharp pointy object located at the end of a finger. (In some cases, there have been reports of the stated object appearing at the end of toes. However, this statement cannot be confirmed as there is currently no proof of the named existence.) Often very sharp, the above substance can be used as a weapon. (Said cases HAVE been reported.) If you find yourself growing these strange objects, please note that yearly trimming should be practiced for your own safety, lest you dig them into your own flesh by mistake. Usually, pain follows. However, this cannot be confirmed either, as no real cases have been reported of this strange action.

Security Guard: "I'm sorry, young lady, but I'm afraid you cannot board the plane. Please remove those uncontrollable weapons from your hands immediately before boarding."

by Grella June 6, 2005