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Five Finger Festival of Fun 

"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"

"I had myself a five finger festival of fun."

finger fungus 

A wedding ring on one's finger making them unavailable for dating.
Jane: Wow, look at that hottie over there!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!
finger fungus by sarahmaine April 16, 2008

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky
"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

Finger of Funge 

When you are fingering a girl's Ass or Vagina and you switch to the other. Creating a layer of vaginal fluids and sweat around your finger.
Person 1 "Kathy wanted me to finger her ass and then , said "Now my pussy"."
Person 2 " So what'd you do?
Person 1 " Obviously I did it!"
Person 2 " Man she gave you a Finger Of Funge"
Person 1 "Is that what you call it?"

Person 2 " That's nasty, dude"
Finger of Funge by NBLovesUD July 31, 2016

funky finger licken’ chicken 

When a person dances the funky chicken while simultaneously eating Kentucky Fried chicken.
My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger licken’ chicken!

Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007