finger fun
finger fun by dj tiddyriddler January 11, 2006
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Five Finger Festival of Fun
Five Finger Festival of Fun by sween999 June 21, 2009
finger fungus
Jane: Wow, look at that hottie over there!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!
finger fungus by sarahmaine April 16, 2008
crusty finger fungus butt
crusty finger fungus butt by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008
Finger of Funge
When you are fingering a girl's Ass or Vagina and you switch to the other. Creating a layer of vaginal fluids and sweat around your finger.
Person 1 "Kathy wanted me to finger her ass and then , said "Now my pussy"."
Person 2 " So what'd you do?
Person 1 " Obviously I did it!"
Person 2 " Man she gave you a Finger Of Funge"
Person 1 "Is that what you call it?"
Person 2 " That's nasty, dude"
Person 2 " So what'd you do?
Person 1 " Obviously I did it!"
Person 2 " Man she gave you a Finger Of Funge"
Person 1 "Is that what you call it?"
Person 2 " That's nasty, dude"
Finger of Funge by NBLovesUD July 31, 2016
funky finger licken’ chicken
My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger licken’ chicken!
funky finger licken’ chicken by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021
Fingerfucker
One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.
2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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