finger fun
finger fun by dj tiddyriddler January 11, 2006
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Five Finger Festival of Fun
Five Finger Festival of Fun by sween999 June 21, 2009
finger fungus
Jane: Wow, look at that hottie over there!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!
finger fungus by sarahmaine April 16, 2008
crusty finger fungus butt
crusty finger fungus butt by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008
Finger of Funge
When you are fingering a girl's Ass or Vagina and you switch to the other. Creating a layer of vaginal fluids and sweat around your finger.
Person 1 "Kathy wanted me to finger her ass and then , said "Now my pussy"."
Person 2 " So what'd you do?
Person 1 " Obviously I did it!"
Person 2 " Man she gave you a Finger Of Funge"
Person 1 "Is that what you call it?"
Person 2 " That's nasty, dude"
Person 2 " So what'd you do?
Person 1 " Obviously I did it!"
Person 2 " Man she gave you a Finger Of Funge"
Person 1 "Is that what you call it?"
Person 2 " That's nasty, dude"
Finger of Funge by NBLovesUD July 31, 2016
funky finger licken’ chicken
My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger licken’ chicken!
funky finger licken’ chicken by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021
Fingerfucker
One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.
2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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