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fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."
Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!
fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

fickleshit 

1. Finishing something after working on it slowly over a long period of time

2. 'Working' on something while really taking a shit

3. Procrastinating
Hey, where the hell are you?

I'm fickleshitting my homework.
fickleshit by Seductive Sammy December 3, 2011

finalshit 

the last shit you take before dying

finalmouse the company
I cant believe your grandpa died.

Yeah he took his finalshit last night
finalshit by NotKripz April 23, 2021

Fiddleshits

The Fiddleshits occur when the person, or persons, have ingested illicit substances causing what is scientifically referred to as nystagmus. This involuntary rapid eye movement is distinctly accompanied euphoric and disoriented during feeling....basically....you feel like are shivering but only your eyes need a jacket.
“Oh my god, I have the fiddleshits so bad right now”

“Fucking fiddleshits.”
Fiddleshits by Spanky213 October 9, 2021

figgleshit 

Dude did you see Patricia figgleshit last night?
Yeah dude, I don't think anyone can figgleshit like that
figgleshit by Pizza Toppings June 23, 2023
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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