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Schrödinger’s Feminist
A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…
A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.
Schrödinger’s Feminist by Lenny K April 7, 2022
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twitter feminist
A want-to-be feminist who just sits on her phone/computer all day and proclaims she's a feminist but never actually does anything in real life to change anything
Callie always complains, tweets and blogs about how women deserve equal rights, and how someone should change things, but she never does anything herself to help the cause because she's too lazy. Callie is a Twitter feminist.
twitter feminist by Nola37 February 1, 2015
Schrödinger’s Feminist
Schrödinger’s Feminist are a specific type of feminist who have a double standard. Anything in society where men hold dominance is evidence of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy and men should be demonized, meanwhile anywhere where women hold the upper ground (college education, etc) is proof women are superior and thus should be encouraged. Success of women is praised while decline of men is laughed at. Notable examples include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, some may also include Elizabeth Badinter.
Friend 1: can you believe this article? It says that male dominance in engineering and computer science is a sign of discrimination while boys struggling in school is a sign of male incompetence.
Friend 2: That's how a Schrödinger’s Feminist talks, dude.
Friend 2: That's how a Schrödinger’s Feminist talks, dude.
Schrödinger’s Feminist by PeterGriffindorVoxMan July 11, 2023
Schrödinger’s Feminist
A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…
It is a typical Schrödinger’s Feminist that women were allowed to flee Ukraine but men were forced to stay and fight against the Russian invaders.
Schrödinger’s Feminist by Lenny K April 11, 2022
Anti-feminist
Noun. A person holding an attitude or philosophy in opposition to some or all feminist philosophy. Like feminism, this can describe a broad range of ideas, which we shall attempt to divide into 3 groupings.
Type 1) Egalitarian Anti-feminist. A person who believes in equality between sexes, but does not believe that Feminist philosophy shares those ideals. A person who objects to the idea that females are inherently superior.
Type 2) Natural Anti-feminist. A person who believes that the sexes are divided into various areas of competence, either by God or by nature, and that when a person of one sex steps outside the role of their designated sex, it results in either unhappiness or negative productivity.
Type 3) Misogynistic Anti-feminist. One who believes that women are inferior and ought to be under the leadership of or in service to males.
Type 1) Egalitarian Anti-feminist. A person who believes in equality between sexes, but does not believe that Feminist philosophy shares those ideals. A person who objects to the idea that females are inherently superior.
Type 2) Natural Anti-feminist. A person who believes that the sexes are divided into various areas of competence, either by God or by nature, and that when a person of one sex steps outside the role of their designated sex, it results in either unhappiness or negative productivity.
Type 3) Misogynistic Anti-feminist. One who believes that women are inferior and ought to be under the leadership of or in service to males.
1) Upon seeing a bumper sticker that states "End violence against women!", a Type 1) Egalitarian Anti-feminist might think: "Why JUST women? Why not end violence altogether? Why should men be of lesser value?"
2)Upon seeing a bumper sticker that states "End violence against women!", a Type 2) Natural Anti-feminist might think:
"Yes. That is among the proper roles of a male; to protect and defend women. Women are not as biologically equipped to do that, and they need men for that purpose"
3) Upon seeing a bumper sticker that states "End violence against women!", a Type 3) Misogynist Anti-feminist might think:
"No. If you don't beat women from time to time, they get uppity. Women don't respect men who will not conquer them; that is why women go back to spouse abusers, but cuckold simps."
2)Upon seeing a bumper sticker that states "End violence against women!", a Type 2) Natural Anti-feminist might think:
"Yes. That is among the proper roles of a male; to protect and defend women. Women are not as biologically equipped to do that, and they need men for that purpose"
3) Upon seeing a bumper sticker that states "End violence against women!", a Type 3) Misogynist Anti-feminist might think:
"No. If you don't beat women from time to time, they get uppity. Women don't respect men who will not conquer them; that is why women go back to spouse abusers, but cuckold simps."
Anti-feminist by Shadeseeker July 21, 2020
Feministic
Our society is the most feministic it ever has been, however we still have a ways to go before women are truly seen as equals.
Feministic by Skling January 17, 2016
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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