fimgwa

A fimgwa is a female sigma. A woman that often works out at the gym.

Rizzler: “I saw Kate at the gym today, she is such a fimgwa.”
Skibidi: “ For real bro, fimgwas are hot.”

by thatstinkypie May 1, 2024

FMGWAC

An acronym standing for Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Used when cursing one's situation, or after making a dire mistake. Sometimes used as an alternative to fuck me or FML.

Jesus, my house burned down and i still have to file those reports by tonight, FMGWAC.

Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

by Ausgezeichnet August 25, 2009

figwad

Used as a derogatory term if someone is being dumb.

Austin thought figwad meant fruit... he's a figwad

by egm21212121 September 3, 2017

Figwart

Figwart is a word of power commonly used by individuals suffering from erectile disfunction and brain death to worship their deity. Figwart cannot be described with words, it is a concept similar to Brahman in Hinduism, or perhaps the idea of eternity. Boundlessness has no beginning, and thus follows that it can have no conceivable end. The true power of this word is that it lacks a true meaning, it does not contain any malice or love, it lacks any substance. It is a word of judgement, used to signal the demise of reason and humanity in the speaker of the word.

It is also heavily used in in-game voice chats to silence the bitching of angry people. Studies find the most successful tune for the word is Bastille's Pompeii.

Exasperated teammate: CAN YOU PUSSIES DO ANYTHING??? FUCKING PUSH YOU NI-
Handsome Figma enjoyer: FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG

by Preacher of Figwart June 2, 2022