An acronym standing for Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Used when cursing one's situation, or after making a dire mistake. Sometimes used as an alternative to fuck me or FML.
Jesus, my house burned down and i still have to file those reports by tonight, FMGWAC.
Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
Figwart is a word of power commonly used by individuals suffering from erectile disfunction and brain death to worship their deity. Figwart cannot be described with words, it is a concept similar to Brahman in Hinduism, or perhaps the idea of eternity. Boundlessness has no beginning, and thus follows that it can have no conceivable end. The true power of this word is that it lacks a true meaning, it does not contain any malice or love, it lacks any substance. It is a word of judgement, used to signal the demise of reason and humanity in the speaker of the word.
It is also heavily used in in-game voice chats to silence the bitching of angry people. Studies find the most successful tune for the word is Bastille's Pompeii.
Exasperated teammate: CAN YOU PUSSIES DO ANYTHING??? FUCKINGPUSH YOU NI-
Handsome Figma enjoyer: FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."