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An acronym standing for Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Used when cursing one's situation, or after making a dire mistake. Sometimes used as an alternative to fuck me or FML.
Jesus, my house burned down and i still have to file those reports by tonight, FMGWAC.

Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
FMGWAC by Ausgezeichnet August 25, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Acronym meaning "Fuck Me Sideways With A Crowbar".

Used to convey extreme displeasure with a turn of events, or when something doesn't go according to plan. Not usually used as a command.

Pronounced "Ef-Em-Swack".
"Dude, your girl just dumped you over a Facebook status."

"FMSWAC..."
FMSWAC by fmswac December 29, 2009
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Common acronym for the phrase "Fuck me with a chainsaw".
Person 1: I'm so busy between work and school I don't think Ill be able to make it to hang out tonight.

Person 2: Damn! Alright then. Sucks that you have that much work.

Person 1: I know... FMWACS right?
FMWACS by Csw444 October 22, 2014

FMSWACBP 

Acronym. Fuck Me Sideways With A Concrete Barge Pole.
Commonly used to express that what you are about to say is important, relevant, or otherwise unbelievable.
a) FMSWACBP I wish China would stop fucking around!
b) You can't be serious, FMSWACBP!
c) Your mum is hot, FMSWACBP
FMSWACBP by Fung Dunnel August 8, 2022
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
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