An acronym standing for Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Used when cursing one's situation, or after making a dire mistake. Sometimes used as an alternative to fuck me or FML.
Jesus, my house burned down and i still have to file those reports by tonight, FMGWAC.
Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
by Ausgezeichnet August 25, 2009
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Used to convey extreme displeasure with a turn of events, or when something doesn't go according to plan. Not usually used as a command.
Pronounced "Ef-Em-Swack".
Used to convey extreme displeasure with a turn of events, or when something doesn't go according to plan. Not usually used as a command.
Pronounced "Ef-Em-Swack".
by fmswac December 29, 2009
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Commonly used to express that what you are about to say is important, relevant, or otherwise unbelievable.
Commonly used to express that what you are about to say is important, relevant, or otherwise unbelievable.
a) FMSWACBP I wish China would stop fucking around!
b) You can't be serious, FMSWACBP!
c) Your mum is hot, FMSWACBP
b) You can't be serious, FMSWACBP!
c) Your mum is hot, FMSWACBP
by Fung Dunnel August 8, 2022
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