filtrchae

worst armyblink like ever (addy is soo much better), better than angie, phattest ass

filtrchae ...

by hhhhhhhhhhahaaahii October 25, 2020

clam filtcher

A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.

Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.

by John O. B. October 23, 2008

Filtchallenge

The term used for describing the best ever.

My gay cat is filtchallenge

by Bulgurur October 6, 2020

filtcher

To ejaculate in someone's ass and drink it out with a straw.

That filtcher is totally gross

by NormHiscock April 23, 2006

Filtchallenge

Filtchallenge is the term used when describing the best ever.

My car is the filtchallenge.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

The Filtchening

An event that occurs late at night when nobody is around in halls of residence, in which the perpetrator filtches or steals their flatmate's scran and makes no attempt to hide the evidence. Clues may be left during a filtchening which lead back to the felon, usually to no avail due to complete and utter denial.

The filtchening last night was ridiculous, all my food is gone, I'm sure it was Matt...

by JDMD_98 October 5, 2017