A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.

Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*

FileMaker Pro by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016

Related Words

Film Maker • source filmmaker • FileMaker Pro • File Maker • film • film bro • film buff • Film-Noir • Film School • Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

FileMaker Pro

One of the most frustrating relational database applications ever produced for human use.

I guess filemaker doesn't deserve the word "sucks". Almost everything that sucks would reject to putting FileMaker in its category. FileMaker Pro passed this level a long ago and now it should make a new word for this level of irreliability and inconsistence. From now on when I hate something so much I won't say it sucks but I would say it's so close to FileMaker.

FileMaker Pro by Database Libertarian October 18, 2012

Filmmaker

A filmmaker is an individual who is proficient in all aspects of movie making. A filmmaker writes, directs, edits and produces their films. The founding fathers of this form (which can be argued) is Charlie Chaplin and Roger Corman. However the founding father of the modern filmmaker is Robert Rodriguez, whom exemplifies this type of artwork.

Filmmaker, Robert Rodriguez, Roger Corman, Charlie Chaplin,Kevin Smith, Nathan S. Hill, Craig McMahon, Jim Jarmusch and many others

Filmmaker by Peckinpah August 2, 2011

Filmmaker

Unemployed.

"I'm going to write a film about being on the dole, it's what every filmmaker does for some reason!"

Filmmaker by AxelS September 17, 2013

Filmmaker

A filmmaker is a child - typically anywhere from 13 to 43 - who posts videos on YouTube about how they are definitely a filmmaker and how you can totally be one too if you follow these 10 easy steps I wish I knew before I became a filmmaker.

"Pwhat's up everybody!? It's Taco Tuesday and I'm Petey McKinkley and this is a film about filmmaking, dude. Just go out - or stay in - and make films guys - and girls - and you're gonna make so much money here just gotta diversify your passive income cashflow bro! Filmmaker, OUT!"

Filmmaker by jmmwiv November 4, 2019

source filmmaker

Source Filmmaker or sfm for short is a 3D computer graphics software tool published by Valve for creating animated films, which uses the Source game engine.

also, it gets Crashes constantly, is severely outdated, and hasn't had support in years

Source Filmmaker user: god why couldn't I have learned blender like a normal person

source filmmaker by soundwave's bitch December 16, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026