fidgeting 

To behave or move nervously or restlessly. To play or fuss.

He is fidgeting with his notes while lecturing.

fidgeting by D@vid1DW March 8, 2008

Sexual Fidgeting 

The act of masturbation or sexual intercourse in order to decrease one's boredom.

"I was just sitting in my dorm during lockdown, bored out of my mind. Sexual Fidgeting was the only thing that got me through."

Sexual Fidgeting by Lieken November 1, 2020

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Right fighting

This is one who will get into unnecessary conflicts to prove that they are right.

Jeff got fired for constantly right fighting management to prove himself correct.

Right fighting by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

Fudgefinger by geodave March 24, 2013

fat bitches fighting over food 

Fat bitches fighting over food is when fat bitches fight over food

You got caught looking up fat bitches fighting over food!?

fat bitches fighting over food by GaySexinator March 21, 2022

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.

Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

Siamese Fighting Fish by Toby.H May 7, 2017