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fiddleity 

Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.
Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.
fiddleity by QuacksO August 3, 2025
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fidelity 

faithfulness to a person, cause, belief, etc, demonstrated by continued loyalty and support.
he had no fidelity so he cheated on his girl.
fidelity by JessFace September 29, 2008
A mixture of whiskey and rock candy stored in a mason jar and used for medicinal purposes, especially in Appalachian states.
My Great-grandpa takes one tablespoon of fiddity every morning even though he is a teetotaler.
fiddity by REVROCK April 23, 2011

fiddletown 

The art of playing with your girls pussy when the situation doesn't call for it
Was watching The notebook when I decided to go to fiddletown with my girl
fiddletown by Jimmy887222 February 18, 2017

Fiddlesticks 

Like the other definitions, a mild sweary word, but used as a get-out when you start to say "fuck" somewhere you can't. Often has a bit of a stutter at the start. Very similar to "sugar", in the sense Lucinda Green used it on television when a British horse missed a fence at the Olympic showjumping.
Oh f-f-fiddlesticks!
Fiddlesticks by George Icbar November 18, 2003

fiddlesticking 

The act of one rapidly slapping back and forth

between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.
Joe: I am definitely better at fiddlesticking than you.
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!

Fiddley doobing 

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.
Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?
Fiddley doobing by SNAKS November 8, 2019