fhoof

The sound made when a penis is deprived of cum after intense nutting and only air comes out. Basically the male equivalent of a queef.

Bro, after Destroy Dick December my dick was all like 'fhoof' with no cum!

by KebaFoxxo January 26, 2020

Foofadeefoof

An afro of pubic hair on the spacing between your balls and your asshole.

I need to trim my foofadeefoof, it's getting big.

by SOUL AMAZING June 1, 2010

Floofer

An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft

Look at that little floofer I want it

by KGlonn January 10, 2016

Floof Fansen

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

Foofoofnik

Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.

Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!

by Blumpette December 9, 2018

floofer

a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute

"my dog is the floofiest floofer"

by WasabiOS August 12, 2021

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020