a) You do not know what the fuck you're meant to do with your life.
b) It sounds like you're about to say the word fuck.
c) It's very likely you're an alien that has escaped from Area 51, and has stole a phone from a humanoid and you're trying to figure out how to use its keyboard
Me: *Dies in a mission in GTA Online*
Also me: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
For when "Fuck" just isn't enough. An expression of pure rage. Basically an extended version of "Fuck", it would be pronounced: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Janitor: I'm watching The Sixth Sense... this kid sees dead people.
Dr Cox: Bruce Willis is a ghost! He's been dead the whole time! Oops!
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you. I've also been secretly fucking your best friend. I hold an inexplicable grudge against you for being such a nice guy, don't ever talk to me again.
Me in game:*dies*
Me irl:fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFf is nothing
When your so god damn bored you just want to see how many dumbass things are on urban dictionary
Me: I wonder how many dumb this are on urban dictionary Me: searches ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Me: *sees nothing* welp i guess I'm writing my own
Me: *writes this*
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).