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There are three reasons you're here

a) You do not know what the fuck you're meant to do with your life.
b) It sounds like you're about to say the word fuck.
c) It's very likely you're an alien that has escaped from Area 51, and has stole a phone from a humanoid and you're trying to figure out how to use its keyboard
Me: *Dies in a mission in GTA Online*
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faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.
I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011
'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'
Faffery by Meadhbh January 4, 2008
Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."
faff by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005
Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.
faffin by jigsawtooth February 21, 2010

faffing around 

faffing around by loafing October 31, 2013