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Festerius 

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.
Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?
Festerius by Festerius October 2, 2003

festivous 

festivous is not Festivus
festivous by holloway December 21, 2006

Festerish 

When something or someone is creepy looking on the first glance. He's festerish.
I can't put a finger on it, but his look... it's festerish, he weirds me out.
Festerish by honoring alex and mary January 16, 2011

festuous 

The binary opposite of all things pleasant.
Holy crap that huge wart on your face is totally festuous.
festuous by baz00r June 2, 2010

Filterous 

A person who uses filters on their pictures to catfish others.
Leah is looking real filterous today in her pix.
Filterous by Filterous Fans May 31, 2017

feterosexual

The catogorically incorrect stereotype that lesbians are especially masculine exisits. Often times they are, but sometimes not. Feterosexual (I made it up) means you are a masculine female yet you are not a lesbian. Hey, I don't make socities rules. I'm just telling it like it is.
1. Hey, dude. I'm not a lesbian. I'm feterosexual.
feterosexual by coolwalrus123 February 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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