a. To drink so heavily that all bodily functions are rendered useless. Loss of memory and bladder control is usually a bi-product.
b. To be completely and totally fucked up
Bob went out last night and got so fashnickered that he woke up with Paul instead of Paula.
I went to that Halloween party and got so ferschnickered that I didn't know how I got to the zoo, but I woke up with a sore ass and a gorilla that just wouldn't let go of me.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'