Definitions by erocko

opposum sex 

A girl who just lays there like a opposum during sex, even though she is very much alive. She will typically moan a little when poked hard enough.

After 10 years of marriage, the only sex she has with me is opposum sex.

opposum sex by erocko August 23, 2007

fershnickered

To get totally messed up on drugs, alcohol or other illegal body enhancing substances.

After drinking half the bottle of JD, Ennis was fershnickered.

fershnickered by erocko March 17, 2005