Ferns

Weed. mary-jane won from a battle of the bands.

Yo Matt Bring dat ferns to school tomorow so I can smoke a bowl.

by nick newg November 14, 2005

Water The Ferns

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.

"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse

by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017

Anthony ferns

A guy who would fuck any girl just because he thinks its fun he will get a girl pregnant and not even give a fuck about her or the child does drugs and worse

Anthony ferns over there he fucked me so hard and just left me and now I'm pregnant and alone

by Taylor-hepburn January 29, 2018

mr.Ferns

a cool dude

that man mr.ferns is a cool dude

by mr.ramen March 12, 2021

No Ferns

Straight talk with no bullshit, no embellishment, no enhancement.

No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.

~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018

by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018

Fenson

Fenson is the leader of a cult currently known as "The Fenpossy" that roams the earth during the Fenaissance Era. His followers include fensonson, fensonsonson, fencousin, fenfosterson and more. Fenson is also the strongest entity in the world, stronger than Thanos. Fenson is an intellectual, a tech geek, the most sexiest man alive.

Rob: Fenson! My man, where you at bro?
Fenson: I was hanging out with mark and leo?
Rob: MILAD! *claps* ITS OVER!!!
Fenson: Webster is bullying me again!

by fensemble November 13, 2019

antonio fernandez carriedo

A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio

Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!

by Bella Vargas December 23, 2014