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Ferns.club
A Roblox Condo site that has a custom client, skidded from Pekora.zip's 2021 client, it is infamously insecure and littered with vulnerabilities that could get serversided execution, or even breach the site (aka how not to secure a site 101)
Ferns.club by amiryanezrce August 8, 2026
Water The Ferns
A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
Water The Ferns by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017
Anthony ferns
A guy who would fuck any girl just because he thinks its fun he will get a girl pregnant and not even give a fuck about her or the child does drugs and worse
Anthony ferns by Taylor-hepburn January 29, 2018
mr.Ferns
No Ferns
No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.
~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018
~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018
No Ferns by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018
21 ferns
it is said that getting exactly 21 ferns will summon a mythical creature. no footage of the mythical creature has been documented, but it has been said that the creature is very, very big. survivors suggest playing tiktok as a distraction, with the creature reportedly has an extremely low attention span, and is also much slower at moving than the average human.
21 ferns by chaoticmadyeti June 27, 2026
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026