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Water The Ferns 

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
Water The Ferns by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017

Anthony ferns 

A guy who would fuck any girl just because he thinks its fun he will get a girl pregnant and not even give a fuck about her or the child does drugs and worse
Anthony ferns over there he fucked me so hard and just left me and now I'm pregnant and alone
Anthony ferns by Taylor-hepburn January 29, 2018

mr.Ferns 

that man mr.ferns is a cool dude
mr.Ferns by mr.ramen March 12, 2021

No Ferns 

Straight talk with no bullshit, no embellishment, no enhancement.
No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.

~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018
No Ferns by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018
it is said that getting exactly 21 ferns will summon a mythical creature. no footage of the mythical creature has been documented, but it has been said that the creature is very, very big. survivors suggest playing tiktok as a distraction, with the creature reportedly has an extremely low attention span, and is also much slower at moving than the average human.
do not collect 21 ferns. you have been warned.
21 ferns by chaoticmadyeti June 27, 2026
Fenson is the leader of a cult currently known as "The Fenpossy" that roams the earth during the Fenaissance Era. His followers include fensonson, fensonsonson, fencousin, fenfosterson and more. Fenson is also the strongest entity in the world, stronger than Thanos. Fenson is an intellectual, a tech geek, the most sexiest man alive.
Rob: Fenson! My man, where you at bro?
Fenson: I was hanging out with mark and leo?
Rob: MILAD! *claps* ITS OVER!!!
Fenson: Webster is bullying me again!
Fenson by fensemble November 13, 2019