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Ferns.club
A Roblox Condo site that has a custom client, skidded from Pekora.zip's 2021 client, it is infamously insecure and littered with vulnerabilities that could get serversided execution, or even breach the site (aka how not to secure a site 101)
Ferns.club by amiryanezrce August 8, 2026
Water The Ferns
A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
Water The Ferns by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017
Anthony ferns
A guy who would fuck any girl just because he thinks its fun he will get a girl pregnant and not even give a fuck about her or the child does drugs and worse
Anthony ferns by Taylor-hepburn January 29, 2018
mr.Ferns
No Ferns
No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.
~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018
~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018
No Ferns by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018
21 ferns
it is said that getting exactly 21 ferns will summon a mythical creature. no footage of the mythical creature has been documented, but it has been said that the creature is very, very big. survivors suggest playing tiktok as a distraction, with the creature reportedly has an extremely low attention span, and is also much slower at moving than the average human.
21 ferns by chaoticmadyeti June 27, 2026
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026