Fergasm 

The feeling of euphoric happiness or sexual pleasure that occurs when a Craig Ferguson fan sees him do or hears him say something very sexy. This feeling is most often felt by cougars and teenaged girls. Something that is prone to give someone Fergasm is said to be Fergasmic.

"OMG, Craig's monologue last night was so hot!"
"I know, I almost had a Fergasm."
"But that part at the end where he opens his shirt and has his legs up on the desk always gives me Fergasm."

Fergasm by FallOutGrrl July 31, 2009

fergasm 

when you get a sudden orgasm from a boy named fernando,or named ferdinand who is an extreme cutie

you usually end up falling madly inlove with him afterwards :)

girl 1:omg! look at fernando

girl 2: i know he just gave me a fergasm

fergasm by loveyoufernando February 24, 2010

Fergism

A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.

Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."

Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."

Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."

Fergism by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013

forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.

"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.

forgasm by w00fdawg September 1, 2005

Feargasm 

1. When someone get filled with fear that they actually cum.
2. When someone is very scared as if they are in the most climactic moment of fear that you smell humanitarian feckle matter in the atmosphere.

1. That Vietnamese kid with the glasses had such a is having such a feargasm man.

Feargasm by Sahara Desert December 31, 2008

Feargasm 

when a sudden event like the sighting of a cop on the highway causes electric-like jolts of fear to shoot throughout your body. reminiscent of an orgasm but not as fun, especially if followed by speeding ticket.

"Why are you hyper-ventilating?"
"iPhone feargasm! I can't find it anywhere! holy #$^@$&#@!"

Feargasm by HKsizzle October 12, 2009

Fergamaberg 

A term to describe a stupid or idiotic friend making a stupid decision.

"Dude, your going to be a real FERGAMABERG!"

Fergamaberg by #_GAMING February 17, 2017