femuel

A femuel is a person who gets all the boys. They also have alot of charisma and have a massive dick.

Person 1: oh my it's a femuel
Person 2: *almost faints* I wish I was a femuel

by w4sv October 6, 2021

Femmellie

When your family tree is mangled eg.
Having 4 dads, 1 is your uncle and another is your son - a wee bit mingle mangle mongled

It’s something that you can do with your friends and femmellie

“Bro, your family is more like a femmellie”

“I saw his femmellie on Jeremy Kyle”

by Mr moal April 4, 2019

Femel

The correct way to spell female. Ignore what the girls say, they are trying to trick you.

Femel: Like, Omg, Brad look so hot.
Male: Femel, you basic

by purpledinosaur17 February 14, 2018

Femcel

A female incel.
A woman who can't get a relationship

Becky is a femcel, she wants a relationship but can't get one to save her life

by Cananiggagetasandwich September 13, 2020

Femcel

Although the main definition would be something along the lines of "female incel", the term femcel is often just used to describe various personality traits. Yes, a femcel is a celibate woman (voluntarily or not), but with time, the word has mostly been used to describe single women interested in (non exhaustive list) :

- the internet. Femcels are known to be chronically online first and foremost.

- being mentally ill, in one way or another.

- being obsessed with femboys/being a yandere.

- listening to "femcel music" : mitski, fleetwood mac, blondie, princess chelsea, deftones, deathgrips...

- having "femcel hobbies" : video games, horror, a mix of both, "cutesy" things, art, spending all day in bed doing absolutely nothing, anime...

- generally being a social reject, especially in real life, and mostly having online friend (if any IRL friends at all).

"i haven't left my room in a week and my back really hurts."

"Yeah, maybe that's because you've been doing nothing but rewatching Serial Experiments Lain for the 100th time and listening to three hours deep dives about every PS2 psychological horror games with a woman protagonist you could find."

"lol yeah i guess."

"You're such a fucking femcel."

by sharkazzz September 26, 2023

femcel

woman who probably kins asuka from nge and laughs at lain memes

"oh i like lain" says girl "oh okay u femcel"

by Ajkacon May 31, 2021

femcel

women that enjoy to listen to both male manipulator music like the smiths, radiohead e.g. and female manipulator music like fiona apple, lana del rey e.g. they are opinionated as fuck and not only hate men but also hate women, they hate everyone and everything. their favourite class is english and they hate the male gaze but would definitely be written by a man. they are most likely mentally ill and problematic.

oh my god she is suchhhh a femcel, her music taste is so diverse and she is sooooo based wow she reads too?? she’s so different!

by opinionated cool girl September 30, 2021