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Femaletardness 

The handicap many women suffer from due to their role in Society. As women have been expected to be more 'emotional' creatures and talk alot, they have developed more advanced emotional and social skills.

However, this to the level of sometimes making Everything more complicated than it really is.
- She: So Iv'e been thinking... it would be nice to spend more time together... well not ALL the time because that might cause us to get tired of each other, but you know more... Like then we could prioritize other things too if we would want... I mean of course!... Not that I mean that we should make each other LESS important!... And I'd like to eat breakfast with you more often, not like a GRAND breakfast like EVERY day, but just eat together... maybe... If we're not in a hurry somewhere..!! I'm not saying we should get Too comfortable just because we are spending more time but it could be a good thing... I underdstand there is some mixed feelings in this all, but if I think of it, I'd might like that... what do you think?....

- He: ....? Think about?

- She: Ok FINE, you don't feel like I do.... Fuck you, we're DONE!

- He: What?!

- Friend: Dude... what's wrong with you? She just said that she wanted to move in with you and you said you didn't!!!

- He: WHAT part of ALL That said so?

- Friend: That WHOLE thing said so!!.... it's called femaletardness, she didn't mean to confuse you! Jeez, READ. BETWEEN. THE. LINES, SON!!!
Femaletardness by Twocolorsocks November 9, 2011
A manchild who whines like a baby pig then attempts to mask his manchildness by acting like a hardass in public
Tanner: life is so hard ugh

Sarah: you whine all the time

(cool kids walk in)

Tanner: whats up my niggas lets smoke a bowl

Sarah: fagelet
fagelet by C-Dizzler June 21, 2010

femaletitanplseatme 

? : who is the best mutual ever?
femaletitanplseatme

Femaelstrom

The whirlpool of turmoil unleashed by a woman scorned.
I’m still paying for the femaelstrom unlesshed when my wife found out I was cheating on her, my life has been in turmoil ever since.
Femaelstrom by Tmrome April 9, 2022
When a female is making you understand her train of thought
You cant understand the femaletry I just blessed you with
femaletry by Cheesedot November 23, 2019

femaletitanplseatme 

? : who is the best mutual ever?
femaletitanplseatme
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funflation 

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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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