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failionaire 

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.
you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...
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felonaire 

1. An individual who accumulates substantial wealth through illegal or unethical means, often flaunting their ill-gotten gains and living a lavish lifestyle.

2. (Informal) A person with an extensive record of felony convictions, suggesting a propensity for serious criminal behavior.
1. The felonaire's mansion, complete with a gold-plated swimming pool and a fleet of exotic cars, was a testament to his questionable business practices and complete disregard for tax season.

2. After his latest courtroom escapades, the former politician proudly declared himself the world's first felonaire, having amassed more felonies than campaign promises—both of which, ironically, he never intended to keep.
felonaire by Heavypen September 10, 2024