Definitions by Heavypen
felonaire
1. An individual who accumulates substantial wealth through illegal or unethical means, often flaunting their ill-gotten gains and living a lavish lifestyle.
2. (Informal) A person with an extensive record of felony convictions, suggesting a propensity for serious criminal behavior.
2. (Informal) A person with an extensive record of felony convictions, suggesting a propensity for serious criminal behavior.
1. The felonaire's mansion, complete with a gold-plated swimming pool and a fleet of exotic cars, was a testament to his questionable business practices and complete disregard for tax season.
2. After his latest courtroom escapades, the former politician proudly declared himself the world's first felonaire, having amassed more felonies than campaign promises—both of which, ironically, he never intended to keep.
2. After his latest courtroom escapades, the former politician proudly declared himself the world's first felonaire, having amassed more felonies than campaign promises—both of which, ironically, he never intended to keep.
hacketry
The act of employing clever but often unconventional, risky, or even unethical methods to achieve a goal, especially in a technical or problem-solving context.
The IT department's solution to the slow internet involved a complex series of duct tape, paperclips, and a lucky rabbit's foot - a masterpiece of hacketry that somehow actually worked.