felite

Abbreviation for fucking elite.

That is felites!

felite by N Cheung March 3, 2003

feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Felise 

A strong girl with big dreams. A Felise is always happy and she loves to make other people happy. Her smile will brighten up the mood and she can turn that frown upside down. Big doe eyes and a button nose with cute ears suit her personality. She is very outgoing and sociable. She crushes on people like Tom Holland and Ikon who she knows that she would not have a chance upon. However, when she does crush on her friend, her friend crushes on her back. She loves to dance and although she is very tough and strong, she has a soft side in her heart too. She stands up for what is right and is very selfless. She doesn't mind being on the losing end as long as other people is happy -- and that's very saddening to see someone to bring themselves down for other people. However, she keeps a positive mindset and will always look to the bright side.

Person 1: Who's the girl? She is so caring.

Person 2: Haven't you heard? She is Felise and she's gonna be the next 'IT' girl.

Felise by tiaraaaaaaaaaisawesomeeee May 23, 2019

Felice 

The most awesome person ever! Felice's are cute and adorable. They can also be dorky. Love to cuddle and are great lovers. Felice's can be shy but when with a person they trust they can be very open and especially honest. Funny and witty, Felice's have the perfect combination for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Felice's are also VERY intelligent!

"Felice is so cute! I wish we could go out!"

Felice by Nya34567 November 27, 2012

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

Feline Scale by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009

Felice 

An very sweet and nice girl, she is very intelligent and helpful. She's not afraid to speak out. She doesn't care about what other people say about her. She always smiles and is a very loyal person.

Girl 1: I really want to be Felice's friend... but i'm scared she would say no.
Girl 2: She won't. She's really nice. You would be lucky to be her friend.

Felice by Awesome human 1234 June 13, 2018

Felipe 

The Supreme One.
A synonym for God.

Enough said.

There goes Felipe, look at how he shines.
Felipe is so godly that he is too much for human eyes.

Felipe by IPU February 11, 2009