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failentologist
rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!
failentologist by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009
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felendir
The gay ass attitude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don't actually like you.
"Nick, your dad is a fucking hitman, so stop being felendir."
"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."
"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."
felendir by Toddenhammer January 15, 2009
Failenware
When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.
Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.
Failenware by Jklo June 22, 2008
Failenn
Faillenn is an irish unisex name but mostly girls have it and it means young wolf and superiority; descended from a ruler,
An outgoing girl who loves talking about sports and being crazy. Will do anything to be herself but has trouble finding witch self she likes better of the two. She aways seams to be happy and can make a smile creep up even when you are going though the saddest things. Pretty but never wants to say so and can make a guy the happiest guy in the world,even without sex. Failenn is smart and super strong able to almost brake someones arm bones. Also is a total tom-boy and that makes here even better because she less dramay.
An outgoing girl who loves talking about sports and being crazy. Will do anything to be herself but has trouble finding witch self she likes better of the two. She aways seams to be happy and can make a smile creep up even when you are going though the saddest things. Pretty but never wants to say so and can make a guy the happiest guy in the world,even without sex. Failenn is smart and super strong able to almost brake someones arm bones. Also is a total tom-boy and that makes here even better because she less dramay.
Failenn is the bomb.
felien
felien by xXTherminatorXx December 23, 2017
Failenoscopy
When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera
Failenoscopy by Momma_1 July 1, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.