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fudouche 

Simply put someone who is a fucking douche. FUcking + DOUCHE = FUDOUCHE
Scenario 1: Guy brings your ex girlfriend to your house and introduces her to your wife as your ex girlfriend. That guy is a fudouche.

Scanerio 2: Girlfriend knows you are out for a guys night and texts you every 20 minutes to see what you are doing. That girl is totally being a fudouche.
fudouche by MoreDumbStuff August 23, 2017
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Fedouche 

The fedora worn by an unattractive guy who plays the guitar to trick girls into thinking he is hotter than he actually is. They can usually be found on the heads of annoying guys playing covers of Disney or Jack Johnson songs on college campuses.
Girl one: That guy playing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" on the quad is totally hot.

Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.
Fedouche by ajt313 August 25, 2011
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fidouche 

1. A romantic partner who has been unfaithful, shows little or no genuine remorse, and is likely to be unfaithful in the future.
2. Someone who has violated your trust and/or confidence in a horrible way.
3. The sound you make when your friend finally ends the relationship with the aforementioned fidouche.
1. How many times has he cheated on her? Two, three times? She needs to wash that fidouche out of her life.
2. I can't believe you slept with Sally when you knew I had a crush on her, you're such a fidouche.
3. Person 1:" so I was like, that's the last time you lie to me about your affairs, we're through". Person 2: "Fidouche!"
fidouche by Filtee January 8, 2012

fedouche 

fe-douche (pronounced feh-doosh): A heterosexual white male who thinks he looks artsy and hip becuase he is wearing a fedora.
Check out that Fedouche over there playing guitar. Nice chuck taylors, fag!
fedouche by Bro King Scott September 7, 2010

fadouche 

when someone says or does somthing beyond being a douche bag but not quite a choch
fadouche by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

fidouche bag 

A 'fiduciary' or someone charged with the responsibility of handling money that really sucks at it!
You know that Ben Bernaknke turned out to be a real fidouche bag.

Secretary of the Treasury Tim Giethner is a real fidouche bag and his days are numbered.

Did you get the bank loan?
Nah, the loan officer turned out to be such a fidouche bag
fidouche bag by day trader 55 January 27, 2010

Fadouchery 

The act of being a fucking douche or agreeing with a fucking douche in-turn committing an act of fadouchery.

1. The most unforgivable act on this earth.
Man 1: Yo, John just fucking cock blocked the shit out of me.

Man 2: Hey, I think it was funny.

Man 1: Yo, you fucking agree with him. Fucking prime example of fadouchery right here.
Fadouchery by Doc. Dre April 11, 2012