An impossible study to understand the femoid brain. Since the beginning of time, men have been trying to figure out how the femoid brain works, but to know the femoid’s brain is an impossible task, and would lead to godly all-knowing powers unfit for any being.

Bro 1: Yo Bro, I’ve been trying to study femoidology in my spare time.

Bro 2: You’re wasting your time Bro.

Bro 1: Dude, her ex cheated on her twice when they dated years ago and Now she’s confused on whether she wants him or not. What the hell is wrong with her??
Bro 2: Have you looked into femoidology? You’ll find your answers there.

Femoidology by DustierPond3 September 3, 2019

Related Words

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Femoid

An unintelligent female.

I tried to explain to her that Charlie Kirk is actually more of a libertarian than a conservative, and this femoid didn’t even know what a libertarian was.

Femoid by Avengerq November 22, 2019

fectoid

fec·toid
noun

The unit measurement of fecal matter

Abbreviation: fect.

Person 1: Did you hear that the toilet got clogged at his party?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch dropped like 3 fectoids in his toilet

fectoid by Cdawg-1234 November 22, 2011

Femoid

A female robot warrior

Did you see that femoid take on that whole army alone

Femoid by GladisStone June 18, 2022

femoid

A femoid is a highly intelligent and sexually attractive human female who is adept at controlling men in order help them become their best selves.

Ironically, femoids were first identified by a quasi-human race of male-presenting humunculi, the extinction of which was brought about by targeted social isolation and a program of hypergamous selective breeding with the superior race of congenitally submissive men.

I'm only interested in dating femoids.

femoid by Dr. Rockadopolis January 6, 2023

Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.

As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."

Fecording Contract by perogi April 26, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026