I tried to explain to her that Charlie Kirk is actually more of a libertarian than a conservative, and this femoid didn’t even know what a libertarian was.
A femoid is a highly intelligent and sexually attractive human female who is adept at controlling men in order help them become their best selves.
Ironically, femoids were first identified by a quasi-human race of male-presenting humunculi, the extinction of which was brought about by targeted social isolation and a program of hypergamous selective breeding with the superior race of congenitally submissive men.
An impossible study to understand the femoid brain. Since the beginning of time, men have been trying to figure out how the femoid brain works, but to know the femoid’s brain is an impossible task, and would lead to godly all-knowing powers unfit for any being.
Bro 1: Yo Bro, I’ve been trying to study femoidology in my spare time.
Bro 2: You’re wasting your time Bro.
Bro 1: Dude, her ex cheated on her twice when they dated years ago and Now she’s confused on whether she wants him or not. What the hell is wrong with her??
Bro 2: Have you looked into femoidology? You’ll find your answers there.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.