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fe·cal·ites- A combination of words:
fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.

1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful sound.

After medical school Mike ( becoming aware of the small and infinite contained in human gases) would cover his drinking glass if someone farted in the room. Breathing fecalites was OK but he didn't want to drink them.

fecalites by BurgleCut May 13, 2008

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Fecalith

1. literally a poop stone
2. the best nickname for any douche nozzle in your life

Dude, John is SUCH a fecalith!

Fecalith by unicornsarereal143 May 24, 2014

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fecalize

The act of spreading feces on foreign objects.

"I was so angry at that asshole that I decided to fecalize his house!"

fecalize by brentionary March 17, 2009

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fecalateral triangle

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.

Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

fecalateral triangle by Emergency911 December 9, 2016

fecalate

The act of excreting fecal matter out of ones anus. i.e. to shit

Man, I got to get to the bathroom before I fecalate in my pants.

fecalate by fracex January 24, 2007

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cranial fecalitis

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

cranial fecalitis by zdarius February 10, 2010

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Fecalized

Any subject that has been covered in feces, or rendered to the quality of feces.
Often used metaphorically

"Yo man, those birds fecalized that statue."

"Yo guys, fuckin' drew admitted he likes to be fecalized! What a freak!"

Fecalized by greth April 3, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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