fecalities

A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.

A series of fucked up events.

The shit that happens after you do something stupid.

Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.

Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?

by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

cranial fecalitis

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

by zdarius February 10, 2010

facilities management

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy

Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

facilities

bathroom, rest room (usually public) (origin probably Canadian slang)

After quaffing four beers, Joe made a run for the facilities.

by Mickey E August 11, 2005

fecalitis

Facisnation with excrement, not always human.

by M.R. March 21, 2003

ablution facilities

A place where one goes to excrete human waste.

I require the use of ablution facilities.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

fecalytics

The analysis and breakdown of someone else's shitty argument.

Wow, that was creationist argument was very terse and long winded.

Ah yes, lets use fecalytics to break his argument down into something understandable!

by neoproletariat April 28, 2014