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A birth defect that causes your pores to release a mixture of unpleasant odors into the air. This mixture of odors may include sweatly balls, shit, too much fabreeze, manure, the inside of a butthole, elephant jizz, and gasoline.
I feel so sorry for Johnny. He has fecalisis, and he smells like elephant jizz.

I know he loves me, but I can't stand his fecalisis. The smell of the inside of a butthole is too overwhelming.

This fecalisis cream does nothing for Jimmy's fecalisis. The whole house still smells like sweaty shlumsack!
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When a normal conversation turns into poop jokes
Before we knew it, the conversation was riddled with fecalism.
Fecalism by tammythemanslayer June 3, 2021

cranial fecalitis 

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.
I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?
cranial fecalitis by zdarius February 10, 2010

feculosis 

a putrid odor emiting from the anus. Excessive flatulence

the opposite of Haletosis
that guy has a bad cas of feculosis
feculosis by Bl0ss0m August 8, 2006

femalosis 

A guy with a medical issue made up by silly teens,it means a male with a large amount of breast tissue"fat";causing him to look like a woman,and can jiggle.can also be called 'man boobs'
that guy has femalosis
femalosis by Karennnn09 July 23, 2009

Fecalicious 

The union of the words "fecal" and "delicious", used to describe something that taste like straight up shit.
If you go to go the reunion, don't eat anything aunt Betsy made. Her cooking is straight up fecalicious!
Fecalicious by C-Money666 January 17, 2020

fecalitis 

Facisnation with excrement, not always human.
fecalitis by M.R. March 21, 2003
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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