fearture

The fear of the future.

After reading the news about the climate crisis, fearture took over her.

fearture by Bob Henry VIII November 13, 2023

Feature film 

A type of narrative film (also known as motion picture or most commonly a "movie") with a running time longer than 60 minutes. It's a number one most common type of film.

A Australian fillm, The Story of the Kelly Gang is the world's first feature film ever made, with its running time being only 60 minutes. It was released in 1906.

Feature film by Ryan900USAYT February 8, 2022

It's not a bug, it's a feature 

Excuse made by software developers when they try to convince the user that a flaw in their program is actually what it's supposed to be doing.

User: When I am on the item detail screen and click on "delete this item", the program returns to to the item overview screen and the item is still there.
Developer: Your access permissions don't allow you to delete items. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

It's not a bug, it's a feature by crushnet September 14, 2012

fanny features 

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

fanny features by annonXD October 16, 2008

Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.

Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”

Feature Fucked by Lou Porreco April 9, 2008

Spell Fuck Feature 

When the ‘auto correct’ messes up your sentences by replacing with words you don’t want, it now becomes the ‘spell fuck feature’ on your phone.

Auto correct changed my word from ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’. Stupid spell fuck feature on my iPhone.

Spell Fuck Feature by Otta4Sho March 21, 2021

double feature 

The act of seeing two movies for the price of one at a public movie theater. You watch the first movie, take special notice of when the next movie will start, hang out in the restroom until the appropriate start time, and then mosey on over to the correct theater. It causes undue stress for only saving 10 bucks, but it can make an afternoon fly by.

So I was checking out a double feature the other day, but I was so nervous I hid out in the women's restroom! So much for not calling attention to myself

double feature by Youthful Wisdom February 22, 2007