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He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.
He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019
Related Words
fazher • father • fatherfucker • fathergear • Father figure • father's day • father ted • father time • father in law • Father-Zone
Semen Father
Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.
Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021
Fondling Father
Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.
This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.
A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.
A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem
He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start
He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start
Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023
fatherus missingus
cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius
fatherus missingus by anti cringe club March 29, 2022
Father Joseph
Father Joseph by FJ Himself October 3, 2013
father figure
someone: my dad is the best father figure !
me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
father figure by kk :)) August 11, 2022
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