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A guy who's unlucky in relationships

He's handsome somehow , sometimes he gets insecurities but he definitely shouldn't
He'll get a gf someday he just should be patient..
Nigga: look at this handsome guy with blue eyes
Partner: he's definitely faycel
faycel by Raxxziiii November 21, 2021
The facial sensation one experiences while drunk; sloshy cheeks, tingly lips, and heavy eyelids are all components of facelag.
Guy 1: Bro, I have the gnarliest facelag right now. I swear if you slapped me with a fish it wouldn't even phase me.

Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.
Facelag by FuggaDuck October 16, 2011
Related Words

faceless 

A wrod describing an online persona/individual that has no form of media identifying the actual person behind the computer.
"This guy who just requested me is faceless."
faceless by TrindMyst September 8, 2007

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.
facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

The Faceless 

A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.
At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
The Faceless by Aaron Liao January 11, 2009

council facelift 

a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression
a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox
council facelift by Mr Pink666 September 24, 2006

loozah fayce 

A person who is a loser, and has a face. Generally this person just fails at life and will never be sucessful because he/she is a loser with an ugly face.
Person One: Sorry I'm late.
Person Two: Looooozah fayyycce.
Person One: No you idiot, it's loser face.
Person Twp: LIES it's looozah fayce you loozah fayce.
loozah fayce by Alamasouras May 4, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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