My 'Sent Faxes' is splitting at the seams from all the sizzling hot clown porn.
Dad said he doesn't look at porn, but then I confronted him with his 'Sent Faxes' folder.
The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.
"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some peoplelast night I ended up facestoning for hours."