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fauxtrans 

For a emerging demographic of folks, whom identify as having been borne, or potentially borne, with both what is termed in 2021ad, male and female genitalia.
1: (specifically, a being borne with a wombman’s ovary system or/and, a little womb, and also, a boys penis & testies.

1a: (of witch 🧙 ♀️, the ovary system is removed, by the slight of hand 🤚 maneuver of single or double hernia surgeries in childhood! these beings are called male. A biologist says fauxtrans folks are diagnosed on a pediatric care treatment plan timeline and receive hernia diagnosis. Typically after 5 yrs of age, The hernia surgery is scheduled, and the remaining ovary system is removed. She says this is a common diagnosis for infant 👶 patients among pediatricians, more than frequently, and nobody knows about it…ssshhhhhh…these beings are then called male, and are typically the victims of circumcision, a pediatric care maneuver compulsory for all of pharaohs male slaves.

2. This fauxtrans surgery is typically, occulted, from the pair-rents, as “pediatric care”.
Fauxtrans, O friend, they removed his ovaries when he was 7, the biologist says that many many people are born with both reproductive organs all the time, & require pediatric care, and nobody knows, not even the pair-rents.
fauxtrans by ninjaballerina December 9, 2021
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Fauxtronica 

The genre of most modern music, trying to be electronica and FAILING.

Enter Fauxtronica!
Dave: "Have you heard the new Black Eyed Peas song?"
Jim: "Rock your body?"
Dave: "Yeah, did you like it?"
Jim: "NO ITS SHIT! it tries to be electronica and fails, I call this sort of music Fauxtronica"
Fauxtronica by Iliketurtleskid March 7, 2010

Fauxrange 

Something that is to resemble an orange, but does not taste like one.
Man, this Sunny D taste like a Fauxrange.
Fauxrange by Jenirocks May 1, 2007

faketrans 

A term often used by transmedicalists and truscum to invalidate certain trans people. A portmanteau of "fake" and "transsexual", faketrans are people without gender dysphoria including trenders(people who transition because they think its cool), AGPs(men who derive sexual pleasure from looking like a woman), and AAPs(women who derive sexual pleasure from looking like a man).

The opposite of faketrans is trutrans.
The 40 year old rapehons you see in the "it's maam" videos are agp faketrans who get off on the idea of wearing hypersexualized female clothing in public despite making no effort to pass.
faketrans by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 4, 2023

Fauxrensic

Refers to forensic-based t.v. shows that have (for the most part) no basis in truth. They are, in other words, false (hence the “faux”). Found to be highly irritating to actual forensic scientists.
As an actual forensic scientist, I find all of the glaring inaccuracies in those fauxrensic shows to be highly irritating.
Fauxrensic by DNAGRL January 15, 2011

fauxtrage 

Fake outrage, usually generated as a way of trying to create a controversy for the purpose of political smearing. Often the main weapon of right-wing bloggers who don't use threats to achieve their goals. Usually involves claims of racism or making huge deals out of small details such as lapel pins.

etymology: faux (French word meaning fake) + outrage (furor or indignation)
"People are talking bad about Sarah Palin! It's obvious sexism! Oh, those horrible hypocritical libs!!"
"Can the fauxtrage. She said something stupid, and people are calling her on it. Seriously, STFU."
fauxtrage by Blue Fielder February 26, 2009

fantranssexual 

verb:fantransing
a mixture of 'fangirling' and 'fanboying'
meaning you get super excited about the object/person and may start talking fast, squeaking, screaming, laughing, moving around, but without as much physical activity as fangirling, yet more than fanboying.
I was so fantransing when I heard my favourite song on the radio.
Well I was neither fangirling, nor fanboying, it was kind of fantranssexual
fantranssexual by nonexistingn January 27, 2011
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