Fauxcrastinate 

When a person puts off doing something they don't want to do, by doing something they don't want to do, a little bit less.

Bobby had to visit his mother-in-law, but he decided to fauxcrastinate, by getting his prostate checked instead.

Fauxcrastinate by BRB Podcast January 21, 2017

fapcrastinate 

To procrastinate through the means of fapping

I needed to tidy my room but i fapcrastinate too much

fapcrastinate by Saozen February 9, 2013